Long Story

I almost dead today. Not once but twice!
Thanks to sis & the lizard!!!

Sis's story:
Okay as usual we lend the car from sis's dad. As usual again we went around Singapore. We stopped at one place (which I cannot remember the name of the place), smoking & eating mac.

Suddenly sis drove the car forward & I was like asking him what is he going to do! Then he said: "Lets go over the rocks and get to the other side of the road". I was totally shocked when he say that because there are HUGE ROCKS EVERYWHERE!

Bodoh me just agree on it (regretting now)! When he drove forward to the rocks the whole car is shaking so hard and worst part is that the rocks actually make up to become a small hill! I almosy thot we were rolling down, not driving down. We are lucky enough to get into the other side of the single lap road.

Here is the worst part ( The part that I thot I will die).
WE CANNOT U-TURN BECAUSE THE ROAD IS TOO SMALL! No choice but to reverse back the car to the hill make up of huge rocks.
We tried 1000 times to go over the rocks but failed!!! Plus the whole car is shaking and got one time almost stuck inside the hole between the rocks.

I was really scared and almost cried. It seem like we cannot get over it and there is no other way out.

Now here come the heroes. There are a few Bangala workers there and maybe their boss (who is a chinese) they saw us but it was raining so they just hide inside the shelter looking at the two idiots. After awhile one of the Bangala came to help us by pointing which way or turn we should do. Another Bangala came to help to but still the car don't seem to get over it so one of the Bangala even go to the front of the car and push! Of cause sis and me shouted at him for doing that! It is fucking dangerous okay!

Thanks to them in the end we finally get over it. Their boss still, standing there watching us. WTF? HELLO GAY! He didn't help us but just looking at us as if we are acting a show for him!
HELLO AT LEAST THOSE BANGALA TRIED SO HARD TO HELP US PLUS IT WAS RAINING FUCKING HEAVILY! They did not ask for any return okay! Hmmm, but one of them came up to sis and said: "Eh boss give one cigg la". Haha.

NOW THE LIZARD'S STORY:
After eating at sis's house there, he drove me home before fetching his mom from work.

I went back home wanting to bath, the moment I stepped into the toilet I saw one fucking fat and juicy lizard! I scream and I am idiot enough to not run out of the toilet but run inside the toilet. -.-

I use water to chase him off but HE FALL DOWN ON THE FLOOR CLAWING VERY FAST TOWARDS ME!! I was screaming, shouting and crying then I think the lizard got the msg so he fucking stop RIGHT IN FRONT of me! I don't even dare to breath loudly thinking what should i do now.

When the lizard is crawling away I quickly close my eyes and ran out of the toilet and run towards my dad crying like a baby.

I just keep sticking to my dad scolding him for not saving me and also forcing him to go in the toilet to check if the lizard is still there because i want to bath!

Another thing, I LOST MY HOUSE KEYS! I don't dare to tell my Aunt ;[
She will take it so seriously! Like going to the police station to report & lock all the door and window with extra locks.

I feel like a jelly today ;[